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January 16, 2012 • 565 notes • reasoningwithvampires
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    Oh God. Is it just me or are these excerpts from New Moon unintentionally REALLY hilarious?!
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    “Jacob was my friend whether he killed people or not.” “stridently”? oh, my favorite: “his face tanned and wind-whipped...
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    My favorite is ‘impressive leathery crust.’ impulsivetyper:
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    “drowning really had taken a lot out of me” OMFG almost dying made you tired?you don’t say? “jumping off a cliff was...
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    don’t ever again let a student tell you they enjoy this book. that is something they should know better than to tell...
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    Woah woah woah … Bella’s in Calculus? The believability of these books isn’t just called into question because they have...
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    It was difficult to read all of these… I mean, My eyes ached like a bear’s waking up from hibernation as I...
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    SHE NEEDS TO BE BANNED FROM USING 1) ADJECTIVES AND 2) ADVERBS AND ENCOURAGED TO 3) LEARN MORE VERBS omg omg omg omg omg...
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    Having never read the Twilight books, I’d like to just say what the fuck. People take this as great literature and...
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    “but drowning really had taken a lot out of me”… really… it made you tired? how unexpected bella…how unexpected.
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    who can read this shit and seriously like it??
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